Pandas and spackle?

Posted: September 1, 2011 by girolahozz in Grandad's Tea Kettle

Have you ever woken up in the morning and thought to yourself, “Wow, I sure could go for a bowl of spaghetti or some meat loaf.”

Chances are, I highly doubt it.

Breakfast is king in the morning, unless you don’t eat breakfast. That’s understandable. Some people are either in a rush and don’t eat in the morning or they just snack on a berry flavored stick of cardboard and hold off til lunch. Now let me ask you this? Ever had breakfast for dinner?

Yeah, that’s right, a big plate of pancakes, eggs, sausage and bacon for dinner. That’s awesome.

Don’t like the sweet taste of pancakes for breakfast but love chips and salsa after a long night of Sam Adams and Jager Meister? Find yourself torn between salty eggs and bacon or syrupy waffles? Well Hasbro has come out with something new that could solve the breakfast crisis. Play-doh! That’s right!

Play-doh has been around quite some time and nothing beats breakfast sadness like a plate of play-doh pancakes! Made from water, salt and wheat flour, it’s chock full of marvelous vitamins and fiber to help boost your day! Topped off with peanut butter or Aunt Jemima syrup or both and add a tall glass of Ovaltine for a real disease fighting shocker! It’s like a flu shot for your esophagus and don’t worry! Kids will eat it too! And when they get full, use what’s left on their plates creating epic likenesses of your cat, Grandpa!

Tear it up

-Girolahozz

Advertisements

Please comment with a name other than "Anonymous", lest a Grizzly fall on your noggin.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s